the hot air baloon is bigger than my butt

OHHH , i called samuel last night , and the conversation goes like this :

the betrayed geek :  eh sam , hows it goin ?
the so-called-sam dude : oh , just scratching my butt
the betrayed geek :  that is so open.
the so-called-sam dude : whatever.
 ( the line was silent for 9 minutes and 56 seconds )
the betrayed geek : so , you broke up with jen last night.
the so-called-sam dude : yeah.
the betrayed geek :why ?
the so-called-sam dude : cuz she have a small butt. im looking for a whore ones.kinda like yours.

the betrayed geek : like who ?
the so-called-sam dude : kinda like yours.
the betrayed geek : shit. so im like your target now ? (the betrayed geek perasan )
the so-called-sam dude : youre second. a hot guylast night-
the betrayed geek : i dont wanna know.
the so-called-sam dude :okayyy.
the betrayed geek : do you like cheesesticks ?
the so-called-sam dude : are you kidding ? they rock.

so yeah , thats the end of the conversation between the betrayed geek and the so-called-sam dude.in the end , he doesnt choose jen , or the betrayed geek , or the hot guy which i dont wanna hear. he choose : CHEESESTICK. thanks for not reading this lame conversation , and yeah m the exit door is on the celling. dont leave your popcorn on the seat , cause the fat janator would probably eat them and it will bring infection to his 20 illness. thank you : )