the hot air baloon is bigger than my butt

OHHH , i called samuel last night , and the conversation goes like this :

the betrayed geek :  eh sam , hows it goin ?
the so-called-sam dude : oh , just scratching my butt
the betrayed geek :  that is so open.
the so-called-sam dude : whatever.
 ( the line was silent for 9 minutes and 56 seconds )
the betrayed geek : so , you broke up with jen last night.
the so-called-sam dude : yeah.
the betrayed geek :why ?
the so-called-sam dude : cuz she have a small butt. im looking for a whore ones.kinda like yours.

the betrayed geek : like who ?
the so-called-sam dude : kinda like yours.
the betrayed geek : shit. so im like your target now ? (the betrayed geek perasan )
the so-called-sam dude : youre second. a hot guylast night-
the betrayed geek : i dont wanna know.
the so-called-sam dude :okayyy.
the betrayed geek : do you like cheesesticks ?
the so-called-sam dude : are you kidding ? they rock.

so yeah , thats the end of the conversation between the betrayed geek and the so-called-sam dude.in the end , he doesnt choose jen , or the betrayed geek , or the hot guy which i dont wanna hear. he choose : CHEESESTICK. thanks for not reading this lame conversation , and yeah m the exit door is on the celling. dont leave your popcorn on the seat , cause the fat janator would probably eat them and it will bring infection to his 20 illness. thank you : )

people are just SO lame :[

tee , hee , guess who's here ?

and yahh , i got EFEKTIF , again. (ughhh)
what the hell is wrong with that school? i did my best to get on top and you still give me efektif ? did you blackmail me or something ? did i do something wrong / or you just shuffle names and put it in a class eventhough other people got lower than me . Im not complaining , and yeah , thank god i didnt flunk but 3 years in a row in that STUPID class ! and ,my best friends are in objektif , (sheesh) , i cant focus on my studies with the newstudents , and i cant control myuself with the un responsible teacher. and PMR is NEXT YEAR !!!!!! whatthefuckbalonyfish ??
SHIT , DAMN , the school must be hating me alot. or im just over reacting .

HAIYYAA ,

so what if i am ? other people are to , right ? (NO)
EHH , whatevs. ill just get on with my life and get the hell out of that school .