the hot air baloon is bigger than my butt

OHHH , i called samuel last night , and the conversation goes like this :

the betrayed geek :  eh sam , hows it goin ?
the so-called-sam dude : oh , just scratching my butt
the betrayed geek :  that is so open.
the so-called-sam dude : whatever.
 ( the line was silent for 9 minutes and 56 seconds )
the betrayed geek : so , you broke up with jen last night.
the so-called-sam dude : yeah.
the betrayed geek :why ?
the so-called-sam dude : cuz she have a small butt. im looking for a whore ones.kinda like yours.

the betrayed geek : like who ?
the so-called-sam dude : kinda like yours.
the betrayed geek : shit. so im like your target now ? (the betrayed geek perasan )
the so-called-sam dude : youre second. a hot guylast night-
the betrayed geek : i dont wanna know.
the so-called-sam dude :okayyy.
the betrayed geek : do you like cheesesticks ?
the so-called-sam dude : are you kidding ? they rock.

so yeah , thats the end of the conversation between the betrayed geek and the so-called-sam dude.in the end , he doesnt choose jen , or the betrayed geek , or the hot guy which i dont wanna hear. he choose : CHEESESTICK. thanks for not reading this lame conversation , and yeah m the exit door is on the celling. dont leave your popcorn on the seat , cause the fat janator would probably eat them and it will bring infection to his 20 illness. thank you : )

people are just SO lame :[

tee , hee , guess who's here ?

and yahh , i got EFEKTIF , again. (ughhh)
what the hell is wrong with that school? i did my best to get on top and you still give me efektif ? did you blackmail me or something ? did i do something wrong / or you just shuffle names and put it in a class eventhough other people got lower than me . Im not complaining , and yeah , thank god i didnt flunk but 3 years in a row in that STUPID class ! and ,my best friends are in objektif , (sheesh) , i cant focus on my studies with the newstudents , and i cant control myuself with the un responsible teacher. and PMR is NEXT YEAR !!!!!! whatthefuckbalonyfish ??
SHIT , DAMN , the school must be hating me alot. or im just over reacting .

HAIYYAA ,

so what if i am ? other people are to , right ? (NO)
EHH , whatevs. ill just get on with my life and get the hell out of that school .

BEE-yatch

I LOVE trees. Their flowy, breezy ,and green-ish and the reason i can breathe these days .If there are no trees , How can i watch my fave Youtube shows , like PotterPuppetPals and Charlie And The Unicorn ?I LOVE unicorns .They look like Abreham Linken . Accept Abreham have ***** *****. (Ya know what i mean) But sometimes ,stupid bees sat on the freaking tree and I hell cant enjoy the perfectly beutiful green view cause its covered with yellow ugly bees that stung me till my eyes pop out like apple caremel popcicles eventhough i love popcicles i dont wanna look like one cause it would look like youre eating you fucking self and I love big headed babies.Their just something bout big heads.
The point of this blog is , I just cant stop thinking bout yesterdays' 2 weeks ago. It was the last day I can actually see hot guys but suddenly..........

this bitch showed up and snuggle her fat , pimpled self (I dont have pimples HEE HOO) and the guy was like "OMGOSH your'e so hot"cause he was just back from the hospital . I hope he's diagnose is BLINDNESS. Stupid doctors who couldnt heal blind hotties. I think i deserve a hot guy in my life cause the research says that hot dudes love apple popcicles like my eyes that was stung by BEE-yatch. The point is ,i HATE bitches and BEE-yatches. Theyboth deserve to be punished like in this photo :

MUAHAHAHA (evil laugh) that's all for now.
Im gonna wash Justin Biebers dishes now.TEEHEE!


-Areefa Ahmad (=

PAPERS !

Why does most people have a pet kitten? why dont the just buy crocodiles or tadpoles ,or even a skunk. I LOVE eguanas. One day im gonna kidnap a person and forse them to buy my eguanas or ill shoot them with hot pickeld weenies that was used to been eaten by my tadpoles and skunks and was marinated by their shits.If their not gonna buy them ,why bother coming to my store in the first place ?maybe because i kidnaped them and force them to eat my pets shits which was sucessfully marinated with my monkeys vomits . Did i mention i LOVE monkeys ?ofcorse i didnt cause i just made this blog and i hell dont even know you guys and i was just talking bout my eguanas store that i was gonna decorate with seeweeds and half eaten shrimp that was eaten by a hobo.Hobos are awesome !my actual reason of making this blog is i wanted to talk about papers. But i cant cause that stupid stranger didnt wanna buy my eguanas and stole them insted and left me with stupid crocodiles.Back to the main story. I LOVE papers.thats all for now . i dont have enough space.HEE HOO

Enjoy this picture of a bread.